Tots Profesh!

Alright ladays! You know I'm all like Profesh with my stylerisms- but gurl! I know how to have fun! So the other day I invited the gurls ova for a tots smashing stylerist partay! And I took pickures! Now all my gurls are gonna be tots smashing famous!

Tyrone here has got da eyes of an angel gurl! And her skin! O-M-G! Gurl...I envy you right now...I envy you.

The hot mama is Fotesha...and gurl can she work it!

My gurl Yolanda. I don't care wut chu say, dis gurl has got it goin on!

Don't Cha Wish Your BF Was Hot Like Me?

So like, I am so totally impressed with my tots awesome stlyerist skills! They are so totally gonna make me famous! Cause I was talking to my BF Darrel and he was like, you are such a stylerist! And I was like IKR?! I'm gonna so tots be famous with my tots smashing blog! And he was like, OMG I am so tots jealus of you, you're like so tots famous. And I was like I know! So tots! So like then we exchanged friendship socks. He is like...so tots the love of my life. Anyway....check out my sexy stylerisms.

Tots Sexy Outfit For the Everyday

Yes, Ankle Socks
Pants are not Restricting
Cow Hide Belt
Mittens are Original
Warm Hat with Fuzzes

Stylerist Inspiritationist

So like, I was thinking the other day, like, what the heck am I supposed to put on my blog like TOTS! I've had it for like a day and I only have on liker! I should tots be smashing famous already! So I was like ok gurl calm down, drink some yellow, you'll be mellow. It works for me like, tots everytime. Mellow yellow works ya'll! IKR!? ANyway, here are some of my tots smashing stylerist inspiritationist.

1. Teletubbies ya'll! They are like the Justin Beavers of my life people! These are my gurls ya'll!

2. Meat loaf, this big boy screams style from his mullet to his muffin top!

3. Jeffery, this boy brings tears to ma eyes every-time I see him. He is tots not all face....he has soul, and thats what I love about him.

4. Mr. T is so tots beut to me. I just want to run Justin's rear over his bald head.

Totally Smashing.

So, I was kinda thinking the other day, you know like I do, that I am like, a tots smashing designer. So I was like, I could so tots make a blog, that would be like....so tots smashing awesome! And I was like, yeah! That would be like tots awesome ya! I could be like...so tots famous with my tots smashing styling, cause like, my mom like, is always like, you're a tots awesome styler and I'm like tots ya ikr! So this is my tots smashing blog. You should tots follow me cause I'm a tots stylish stylerist. Tots.